Quotes by W. C. Fields
| Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ... | Read Full Quote |
| There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must t ... | Read Full Quote |
| A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own m ... | Read Full Quote |
| I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. ... | Read Full Quote |
| A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. ... | Read Full Quote |
| I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see ... | Read Full Quote |
| Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it fro ... | Read Full Quote |
| I never vote for anyone I always vote against. ... | Read Full Quote |
| Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the ... | Read Full Quote |
| Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed. ... | Read Full Quote |
